Looking Down From Above
Be Good…You’re Being Watched
There are a lot of people who believe that when you die, you go to heaven. They also believe that—in heaven—their family members are looking down on them, watching over them, smiling at them, as they lead long, wonderful, successful lives.
Sounds comforting, doesn’t it?
Well…have you ever wondered how often your family members are watching you from their perch in the clouds? Do we have any privacy at all? Is your Uncle Lazlo watching you as you wipe yourself? Can your deceased creepy neighbor from across the street see you in the shower? Has Grandma ever accidentally looked in on you, only to see you masturbating with VR goggles on?
Well…I’ve thought about it…and it FREAKS ME OUT!
Lets hope that before St. Peter lets you through the Pearly Gates, God makes sure everyone gets a special “heavenly V-chip” that censors what they can see back down here on earth.
So next time you are about to ‘get it on” with your significant other or you come across Sex Games Cancun on Cinemax, just remember… someone is ALWAYS watchin’.