TRUMP CREATES PET ALLIGATOR IN HIS OWN LIKENESS

It is apparent that Donald Trump is getting extremely frustrated with the backlash he is receiving for every move he makes. It doesn’t matter if it is an executive order, a cabinet position nominee, or crying about his daughter’s clothing line being removed from Nordstroms, everyone is constantly ripping President Trump to shreds.

Poor Trump

Since every one of his tweets is also heavily scrutinized, he decided it was time to switch gears and find a new way to combat the haters.

ENTER: TRUMPAGATOR

Trump recently boasted about his new pet product, “My new Trump brand alligator, is the greatest alligator. Just look at him. Beautiful. He is just like me. Sneaky, cunning, quick, and has a bite worse than his bark. He is even orange! I mean…c’mon! It’s an orange alligator. Majestic. Beautiful. Trump.”

The Donald went on to say, “I’m bringing him to the White House with me and I’m going to introduce all the Democrats and protestors to my new furry orange friend. I might even replace the bald eagle with the Trumpagator as the new national bird. He exudes what makes America great. Strength, integrity, and power. Elizabeth Warren, you are first! Come pet my Trumpadile.”

No word on if President Trump plans to name the alligator pet or if anyone plans to fact-check him and explain that it isn’t furry, a bird, or a crocodile.

 

 

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