Can Lindsay turn Ariel into the Drugged-out Whore Disney wanted her to be?

Disney has recently found success remaking their classics into live-action movies including “The Jungle Book”, “Cinderella”, and the upcoming “Beauty & the Beast”.

Looking to join the fun and regain her fame is former Disney child-star and current human ashtray/cum-dumpster, Lindsay Lohan. Lohan feels she should play lead character Ariel in a not-yet-announced upcoming live-action remake of “The Little Mermaid.”

Lohan, now 30, posted a picture of herself on Instagram next to a picture of Ariel, obviously insinuating that they look alike and she should play the role—IF there even is a role to play.

Over the past few years, Lohan has been more interested in alcohol, drugs, and banging anything that might still find her attractive. She has recently been trying to get back into the limelight by posting images and indicating she converted to Islam. Sounds like she needs a new publicist.
Besides, why would Disney try and help resurrect the career of a failing, drugged out star when other tasty, talented red-headed morels like Bella Thorne (19) are walking around?
Good Luck Lindsay.
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